Clarkson University Rap

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Go Knights!! Lyrics below...You ready? Let's do business.For those of you who want to know what Clarkson's all about,It's like this.Its 90% white, 30% percent chicks,15% in CAMP as graduates,80% accepted, 80% pass,and 100% top of their graduating class.Defy, just kidding we're all the Convention.That phrase was just made up by a marketing guyHe, graduated with a 2.5 and thinksJust because he got out alive, that he owns the place.I have news, he got it wrong.Check it on the calculator,Read all about it on the front page of the Integrator. Call up the campus, ask them how much,Better be worth it cause you won't be eating your lunch.Yea, it's not really that easy, but that that's not what I'm here forCoulda gone to WPI and been a poly-sci majorCoulda gone through St. Lawrence, done the whole pre-med crapBut I dont really have money, stupidity, or patience for thatMaybe it's the subway I'm eating, or the hockey I'm watchingOr the number of times my cars stuck in the lot, jump startingThe campuses concrete stone wall, the style in the mid fall Or that I can throw any &#@% on the ground thats biodegradableLook, 15% of alumni, are CEO's@#$%, I was one as a freshman, that's just how I rollI have like five different tutors so my schedule's fullIf I tried to run away I couldn't cause it's too @#$%ing cold Careful-every five minutes to check your email,Be careful watch your back while your running on the rape trail,Careful at that frat, don't you end up in the Raquetcareful at SLU have a buddy watch your back, it'sCHORUSEmpire that always strikes-back, schoolies only talk-smackNetwork always gets-hacked, nevertheless in-tactI hate it these freshies wont stop growing out from the snake pitThe same place where the studio stations always try to transmitAnd this place isn't boring, you just need to quit your @#$%&ingThe library doesn't suck, your just close-minded to fictionStrange how this looks like New Orleans or Houston constructionAnd every time I check the cash bank I see a bigger deduction.Like every class is internet basedIf not you can just bring up the server and download it on WASTEBandwidth is slow and I cant get any youtubesSo much for top fourteen wired as judged by the Princeton review. I Just got some rust proofThis might come in handyGoing to cover everything I can find from the floor to the roofMy entire car is parkerized, I wont be surprisedIf its still gone by the spring if you want to know the truth.The research!Biotechnology, psycological instinctsNanotubes, silicone and genetical fish tanksDigital arts, a startBut good luck as the career fairWith business, engineering doesn't compareGimme a few couple months post graduation dateI'll be spewing the green - a @#$%ing millionaireThe real question is do you have the gene,Will you do the dare?The real answer is that it's your future,And I don't really care.CHORUS 2XClarkson University

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